
A man and a dog named Sidney walk into a bar. The bartender tells the man that he cannot bring a dog into the bar. “But,” says the man, “this is a talking dog. Not only that, he thinks, reasons, and evaluates.” The bartender says “if any of that is true, then I will let him stay.” The man turns to the dog and asks, “If I don’t shave for three days, how does my face feel?” The dog says “rough.” The man asks, “What is…
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